I am sick and tired of internet scammers…

March 2, 2006

Arn’t you just absolutly fricking sick of these bastards who try to get your bank information?? So check this out out..Read it and laugh, not only is it written in all caps, is badly punctuated, bad spelling, just all in all bullshit oh and not a at all legal document, and WHY THE HELL would a bank in GHANA send me anything. What a stupid dumb fuck…just read this lol

ACCRA SECURITY AND FINANCE COMPANY.
PLOT 115/120, ACCRA GHANA,
ATTN: SIR

AN URGENT BUSINESS PROPOSAL.

I AM PLEASED TO GET ACROSS TO YOU FOR A VERY
PROFITABLE BUSINESS PROPOSAL,THOUGH I DON?T KNOW YOU
NEITHER HAVE I SEEN YOU BEFORE BUT I GOT YOUR CONTACT
THROUGH MY PRIVATE SEARCH. I AM THE MANAGER OF ACCRA SECURITY & FINANCE COMPANY.

THE INTENDED BUSINESS IS THUS, WE HAD A CUSTOMER, A
FOREIGNER FRENCH BUSINESS MAN, RESIDENT IN GHANA. HE
WAS A CONTRACTOR WITH ONE OF THE GOVERNMENT
PARASTATERS HE DEPOSITED THE SUM OF US$ 30MILLION
(THIRTY MILLION US. DOLLARS)IN OUR SECURITY VOULT FOR
SAFE KEEPING. UNFORTUNATELY, THE MAN DIED FIVE YEARS
AGO UNTIL TODAY NON OF HIS NEXT OF KINS HAS COME
FORWARD TO CLAIM THE MONEY.

HAVING NOTICED THIS I, IN COLLABORATION WITH ONE OTHER
TOP OFFICIALS OF THE SECURITY VOULT HAVE COVERED HIS
FILE ALL THIS WHILE.NOW WE WANT YOU (BEING A
FOREIGNER) TO BE FRONTED AS ONE OF HIS NEXT OF KIN AND
FORWARD YOUR ACCOUNT AND OTHER RELEVANT DOCUMENTS TO
BE ADVISED TO YOU BY US TO ATTEST TO THE CLAIM. WE
WILL USE OUR POSITIONS TO GET ALL INTERNAL DOCUMENTS
TO BACK UP THE CLAIMS. THE WHOLE PROCEDURES WILL LAST
ONLY TEN WORKING DAYS TO GET THE FUND RETRIEVED
SUCCESSFULLY WITHOUT TRACE EVEN IN FUTURE.YOUR
RESPONSE IS ONLY WHAT WE ARE WAITING FOR AS WE HAVE
ARRANGED ALL NECESSARY THINGS. AS SOON AS THIS MESSAGE
COMES TO YOU, KINDLY GET BACK TO ME INDICATING YOUR
INTEREST. THEN I WILL FURNISH TO YOU WITH THE WHOLE
PROCEDURES TO ENSURE THAT THE DEAL IS SUCCESSFULLY
CONCLUDED.

FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE WE HAVE AGREED TO GIVE YOU 30% OF
THE TOTAL SUM AT THE END OF THE TRANSACTION. IT IS
RISK FREE AND A BIG FORTUNE FOR BOTH OF US.WITH YOUR
MAXIMUM CO-OPERATION, THIS TRANSACTION IS NOT EXPECTED
TO LAST FOR MORE THAN 10 WORKING DAYS. ALL
CORRESPONDENCE TOWARDS THIS TRANSACTION WILL BE
THROUGH TELEPHONE AND FAX AND E-MAIL.PLEASE REPLY
THROUGH THIS E-MAIL OR YOU CAN CALL ME ON MY PHONE
NUMBER 00-233-2422-37191.

I AWAIT YOUR EARLIEST RESPONSE.

MR PHILIP EZE.

(I AM THE MANAGER OF ACCRA SECURITY & FINANCE COMPANY.)


And my response:

Hi: Thanks for sending me this bullshit message, when you get it, send me your banking details (as quickley as you can) so I may deposit a cheque made out to Mr. DumbFuck.

Get lost asshole!!

-Your smarter mark…

Comments Welcome

One Response to “I am sick and tired of internet scammers…”


  1. That really did make me laugh 😀

    You said:
    “…not only is it written in all caps, is badly punctuated, not at all legal document…”
    Well, its clear that who ever came up with this didn’t take too much time to think things through. I hope there isn’t anyone out there who fell for this one…

    I’m liking your blog so far- keep it up! I’ll be sure to stop by here again 🙂

    ~K Fingerett(anotherfingett.blogspot.com)


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